So. . . yeah. . . uploading all my fanfics that I've been posting on ff net. If you recognise them as coming from two different authors, don't worry. They are both me. Why do I have two separate ff net accounts? Dunno. Why do I have a devart account when I never draw anything?

Anyway, comments are welcome! (And desired! Please?)

Woohooo! 21! Finally! Partaaay!

(x) If you've seen it, 85 (x)s mean you have no life. Apparently.


(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane!

Total: 5

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries (I was young!!)
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total all together: 8

(x) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
( ) American Pie Naked Mile

Total all together: 10

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Harry Potter 5
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) Resident evil 3
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village

Total all together: 13

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots

total all together: 15

( ) Dodgeball
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) King Kong

Total all together: 18

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
(x)Flubber

Total all together: 22

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards

Total all together: 23

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Longest Yard (the original)
( ) Gridiron Gang
(x)The Grudge (Ju-on AND the sucky American one)
( )The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( )Son Of The Mask

Total all together: 26

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean's Thirteen
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
(x) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star state of mind
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

Total all together: 31

(x) Independence Day
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3

Total all together: 35

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street (Both)
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin

Total all together: 35

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total all together: 40

( ) Love and basketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devil's Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three

Total all together: 40

(x) The Jackal
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Full Metal Jacket
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.

Total all together: 42

(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python Life of Brian
(x) Monty Python and The Holy Grail
(x) Monty Python Meaning of Life
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard

Total all together: 46

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld

total all together: 49

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) 13 Ghosts
( ) Army of Darkness

Total all together: 52

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolution
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
( ) Red dragon
( ) Anger Management

TOTAL: 57! I ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE!!! Wow!

Stolen Earth....just...Stolen Earth. Fellow Doctor Who-fangirls! Let us unite! If RTD doesn't come up with something good to fix what happened I'm going to march on the Cardiff headquarters of BBC Wales and have a little 'talk' with him. Even if I have to physically walk from here to Cardiff I will. That's how I am right now.

As for the operator of a certain Dalek...Oh, you ARE in trouble mister...I've got plans...that's all I'm going to say...
If a certain Mr. Tennant is not there for the ALL the specials next year he's ALSO going to be included in my plans...

The above rant is courtesy of my inner Who-fangirl. She escaped while I was watching the Stolen Earth and is currently jumping on the television with fury. It's starting to scare me...

My main irritation right now is those people who constantly write reunion fics or turn Rose immortal/into a TimeLady. I liked Rose. She was cool. She saved the world and the Doctor loved her. But she is GONE. ( And if RTD wasn't an idiot she would never be coming back.) Get over it already! And stop insulting Martha just to show how great you think Rose is! Just because Martha isn't Rose DOESN'T mean she's a brain dead scream-queen bitch who can't tie her own shoelaces. Helloo.. lazy writing!

Where were you people when Martha was single-handedly saving the world from the Master while the Doctor was stuck in his parrot cage! Or saving The Doctor from the Family in 1913! Or working in a shop in 1969 to support him! (That can't have been fun considering how racist people were then.) EMPATHISE with the fact that she's in love with an incredible guy who does not, in fact, love her back and actually treats her rather badly. Haven't we all been there? At least Martha had the courage to tell the Doctor where he could stick it!

Similarly I have no patience for people who insult Rose just to show how much they like Martha. EMPATHISE with Rose too. Despite the fact that the Doctor loved her, Rose never even got a decent kiss out of the guy.( The one on New Earth does not count 'cause she was possesed when it happened.) And the Doctor didn't even have the cop-on to say 'I love you' to her before the hole between universes closed. (Bloody idiot.)To my mind both characters were equally good. Martha just seems to have a lot more immature people bashing her.

If you can't get over your unreasonable childish hatred think about this: You are arguing over TV characters. There is no need to be rude/abusive to someone regarding their opinion over characters on a SCIENCE-FICTION TV SHOW. Get over yourselves!

Hmm...Maybe I should write a fic where Martha and Rose leave the Doctor to save the world while they go to the pub to have a drink and compare 'Doctor stories' with Sarah Jane and Capt. Jack...one day...maybe..

Thank you for putting up with my rant.